{"title":"Not aging well.","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"i-did-one-push-up-in-2021","title":"I did one push-up in 2021.","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis shirt says \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan id=\"docs-internal-guid-cb036809-7fff-8d7a-dfc4-10351c9f40c2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-weight: bold; font-variant: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eI did one push-up in 2021.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThat's it. 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That's the design.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family:'Courier New',Courier,monospace;font-weight:700;font-size:1.15em;font-style:italic;\"\u003eAs the whole workout, apparently.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe shirt itself is genuinely good: 100% Airlume combed cotton, lightweight and soft. 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