{"product_id":"sorry-in-advance","title":"Sorry in advance.","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis shirt says \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan id=\"docs-internal-guid-2c489932-7fff-c4df-c6ed-33c1d668457d\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-variant: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSorry in advance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Roboto,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThat's it. That's the design.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family:'Courier New',Courier,monospace;font-weight:700;font-size:1.15em;font-style:italic;\"\u003eFor what, specifically, he will not say.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe shirt itself is genuinely good: 100% Airlume combed cotton, lightweight and soft. 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