Some
people
get it.
We read every sentence out loud to an empty room before it goes on a shirt.
If the room stays quiet, it passes. Nobody here can explain why this works. We are doing our best.
If the room stays quiet, it passes. Nobody here can explain why this works. We are doing our best.
I made it weird.
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Sentences.
Press one to see it on a shirt.
Blame Mercury.
I bring my own pillow.
I count the walk to the fridge.
I schedule the fun.
Ask me who runs it.
My party trick is standing up.
I bit a shark once.
I leave when the music starts.
Five alarms deep.
I've been asked to leave.
The dog started it.
The neighbors know.
It started as a favor.
That's not how I got the scar.
T-Shirts.
I lie about
the tooth fairy's budget.
the tooth fairy's budget.
I waved at someone else.
I narrate my cooking.
I clap when
the plane lands.
the plane lands.
I count to three
with no plan.
with no plan.
I laughed a beat
too late.
too late.
My knees make sounds.
I woke up injured.
The room kept going.
My taste in music is correct.
I saw what the chef did.
I ate before I came.
I volunteered.
Groups.
Nine of them. Pick the one that's you.
All
Still healing.
Bad decisions.
Leave me alone.
Not aging well.
Elevator people.
Relationships suck.
There's a story.
Quirks.
Did the research.
Suggest your sentence.
You think you have a sentence the world should be wearing. This might be your chance to be slightly famous.
If it makes us laugh, it goes in the catalog and you get one.
I have one.Nine groups.
They are sorted. Somebody had to do it. Pick one.
Still healing.
"I do yoga. Still angry."
They'll know why.
Leave me alone.
"I made eye contact once."
They'll know why.
Relationships suck.
"My ex was right."
They'll know why.
There's a story.
"Banned from the zoo."
They'll know why.
Elevator people.
"I did one push-up in 2021."
They'll know why.
Quirks.
"I talk to my food."
They'll know why.
Bad decisions.
"I read the room and stayed."
They'll know why.
Not aging well.
"My knees make sounds."
They'll know why.
Did the research.
"I know where the bees went."
They'll know why.
THE BORING PART.
Good fabric. Ink that stays. Sizes that fit.
Printed straight into the fibers, cut true to size. Nothing exciting. Nothing peeling off in the wash either.
MOSTLY COTTON
Soft, and it holds its shape wash after wash. The fabric was the easy decision.
DIRECT TO GARMENT
Ink goes into the fabric, not on top. Nothing plastic, nothing that peels.
FITTED CUT
True to size. Unisex. Everybody gets the same shirt.
SHIPS EVERYWHERE
Free in the US.
He missed the kiss.
Hoodies.
I lie about the tooth fairy's budget.
I clap when the plane lands.
I waved at someone else.
I narrate my cooking.
I count to three with no plan.
I clapped at the wrong time.
Groups.
Nine of them. Pick the one that's you.
All
Still healing.
Bad decisions.
Leave me alone.
Not aging well.
Elevator people.
Relationships suck.
There's a story.
Quirks.
Did the research.
Somehow, still allowed in public.
Some people own nine.
20% off your second shirt. There's always a second shirt.
Also, a newsletter. We barely email. We are not that organized.
Also, a newsletter. We barely email. We are not that organized.
Done.The code is on its way. It will probably land in spam. They always do.
whateverrr.
The small print
Contact
yeah@whateverrr.shop
Apartado #110, Boca de Nosara,
50206 Nicoya, Guanacaste,
Costa Rica
50206 Nicoya, Guanacaste,
Costa Rica
My taste in music is correct.
I saw what the chef did.
I ate before I came.
I volunteered.
T-Shirts.
I'm the red flag.
I lie about
the tooth fairy's budget.
the tooth fairy's budget.
I waved at someone else.
I narrate my cooking.
I clap when
the plane lands.
the plane lands.
I count to three
with no plan.
with no plan.
I laughed a beat
too late.
too late.
My knees make sounds.
I woke up injured.
y
g
p
d
n
u
s
k
Sentences.
Press one to see it on a shirt.
Suggest your sentence.
You think you have a sentence the world should be wearing. This might be your chance to be slightly famous.
I have one.If it makes us laugh, it goes in the catalog and you get one.
Nine groups.
They are sorted. Somebody had to do it. Pick one.
THE BORING PART.
Good fabric. Ink that stays. Sizes that fit.
Printed straight into the fibers, cut true to size. Nothing exciting. Nothing peeling off in the wash either.
MOSTLY COTTON
Soft, and it holds its shape wash after wash. The fabric was the easy decision.
DIRECT TO GARMENT
Ink goes into the fabric, not on top. Nothing plastic, nothing that peels.
FITTED CUT
True to size. Unisex. Everybody gets the same shirt.
SHIPS EVERYWHERE
Free in the US.
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He missed the kiss.
Hoodies.
I have nothing to say.
Banned from the zoo.
No pain, no pain.
Passionate about lunch.
I'm the red flag.
I read the room and stayed.
My kids think I'm fine.
Somehow, still allowed in public.
Some people own nine.
20% off your second shirt. There's always a second shirt. Also, a newsletter. We barely email.
We are not that organized.
We are not that organized.
Done.The code is on its way. It will probably land in spam. They always do.
whateverrr.
The small print
Contact
yeah@whateverrr.shop
Apartado #110, Boca de Nosara,
50206 Nicoya, Guanacaste,
Costa Rica
50206 Nicoya, Guanacaste,
Costa Rica
