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Mixed bag.
- I love my life.
- I did the breathing. Nothing.
- I have been told I am a lot.
- I drank the kale. Nothing changed.
- I still argue in the shower.
- I explained myself for an hour.
- I was the lesson.
- My kids think I'm fine.
- I made eye contact once.
- Blame Mercury.
- I journal about you.
- My ex was right.
- The ice bath didn't fix it.
- Shadow work made it worse.
- I read the book. Nothing.
- I fucked it up.
- i'm fine.
- Meditated once.
- Triggered, but polite.
- I do yoga. Still angry.
- My ego won.
- I said I was sick. I wasn't.
- Was today really necessary?
- I ate before I came.
- I sat near the door.
- I don't like the beach.
- My family stopped asking.
- I don't say it out loud.
- Sorry in advance.
- Five alarms deep.
- I read the room and stayed.
- I have nothing to say.
- I replied in my head.
- How are you? Don't.
- Don't ask me anything.
- I made it a whole thing.
- I made it weird.
- The neighbors know.
- I'm the one that got away.
- Red flags are my type.
- I'm the red flag.
- My uncle worked there.
- I signed something.
- I did the stairs once. There was a fire.
- It was a rental.
- That's not how I got the scar.
- It started as a favor.
- I've been asked to leave.
- The dog started it.
- I bit a shark once.
- I lie about the tooth fairy's budget.
- I narrate my cooking.
- The dog chose me.
- Tattoos are stupid.
- I know where the bees went.
- I saw what the chef did.
- It's under the house.
- Banned from the zoo.
- The tattoo was a group decision.
- I take the escalator to the gym.
- I count the walk to the fridge.
- I watch people run.
- I parked closer.
- Sweat is my body crying. I don't cry.
- I ran once. It's fine.
- My party trick is standing up.
- I woke up injured.
- My knees make sounds.
- I grunt when I sit.
- I did one push-up in 2021.
- No pain, no pain.
- Stretching counts.
- I clapped at the wrong time.
- I clap when the plane lands.
- My other shirt is also this.
- I schedule the fun.
- I bring my own pillow.
- I laughed a beat too late.
- I chop my own sticks.
- I drink coffee to feel employed.
- I count to three with no plan.
- I waved at someone else.
- Plants died for this.
- Passionate about lunch.
- My taste in music is correct.
- I got excited about a sponge.
- My sneeze is an event.
- I talk to my food.
- I point at planes.
- I told them my idea.
- I volunteered.
- I hit reply all.
- I said it in the meeting.
- The mustache was a choice.
- I leave when the music starts.
- Two drinks is a weekend now.
- I looked better before.
- The map is wrong on purpose.
- I know what they sprayed.
- They know I know.
- I'm nice to AI, so it kills me last.
- I did my own research. It's worse.
- Ask me who runs it.
Mixed bag.
Still healing.
Still healing.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
Relationships suck.
Relationships suck.
There's a story.
There's a story.
Elevator people.
Elevator people.
Quirks.
- I lie about the tooth fairy's budget.
- I narrate my cooking.
- The dog chose me.
- I clapped at the wrong time.
- I clap when the plane lands.
- I laughed a beat too late.
- I chop my own sticks.
- I drink coffee to feel employed.
- I count to three with no plan.
- I waved at someone else.
- Passionate about lunch.
- My taste in music is correct.
- I got excited about a sponge.
- My sneeze is an event.
- I talk to my food.
- I point at planes.
Quirks.
Bad decisions.
Bad decisions.
Not aging well.
Not aging well.
Did the research.
Did the research.
Everything.
They are sorted. Somebody had to do it. Pick one.
The nine groups
Everything.
They are sorted. Somebody had to do it. Pick one.
The nine groups