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Mixed bag.
- I love my life.
- I did the breathing. Nothing.
- I have been told I am a lot.
- I drank the kale. Nothing changed.
- I still argue in the shower.
- I explained myself for an hour.
- I was the lesson.
- My kids think I'm fine.
- I made eye contact once.
- Blame Mercury.
- I journal about you.
- My ex was right.
- The ice bath didn't fix it.
- Shadow work made it worse.
- I read the book. Nothing.
- I fucked it up.
- i'm fine.
- Meditated once.
- Triggered, but polite.
- I do yoga. Still angry.
- My ego won.
- I said I was sick. I wasn't.
- Was today really necessary?
- I ate before I came.
- I sat near the door.
- I don't like the beach.
- My family stopped asking.
- I don't say it out loud.
- Sorry in advance.
- Five alarms deep.
- I read the room and stayed.
- I have nothing to say.
- I replied in my head.
- How are you? Don't.
- Don't ask me anything.
- I made it a whole thing.
- I made it weird.
- The neighbors know.
- I'm the one that got away.
- Red flags are my type.
- I'm the red flag.
- My uncle worked there.
- I signed something.
- I did the stairs once. There was a fire.
- It was a rental.
- That's not how I got the scar.
- It started as a favor.
- I've been asked to leave.
- The dog started it.
- I bit a shark once.
- I lie about the tooth fairy's budget.
- I narrate my cooking.
- The dog chose me.
- Tattoos are stupid.
- I know where the bees went.
- I saw what the chef did.
- It's under the house.
- Banned from the zoo.
- The tattoo was a group decision.
- I take the escalator to the gym.
- I count the walk to the fridge.
- I watch people run.
- I parked closer.
- Sweat is my body crying. I don't cry.
- I ran once. It's fine.
- My party trick is standing up.
- I woke up injured.
- My knees make sounds.
- I grunt when I sit.
- I did one push-up in 2021.
- No pain, no pain.
- Stretching counts.
- I clapped at the wrong time.
- I clap when the plane lands.
- My other shirt is also this.
- I schedule the fun.
- I bring my own pillow.
- I laughed a beat too late.
- I chop my own sticks.
- I drink coffee to feel employed.
- I count to three with no plan.
- I waved at someone else.
- Plants died for this.
- Passionate about lunch.
- My taste in music is correct.
- I got excited about a sponge.
- My sneeze is an event.
- I talk to my food.
- I point at planes.
- I told them my idea.
- I volunteered.
- I hit reply all.
- I said it in the meeting.
- The mustache was a choice.
- I leave when the music starts.
- Two drinks is a weekend now.
- I looked better before.
- The map is wrong on purpose.
- I know what they sprayed.
- They know I know.
- I'm nice to AI, so it kills me last.
- I did my own research. It's worse.
- Ask me who runs it.
Mixed bag.
Still healing.
Still healing.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
Relationships suck.
Relationships suck.
There's a story.
There's a story.
Elevator people.
Elevator people.
Quirks.
- I lie about the tooth fairy's budget.
- I narrate my cooking.
- The dog chose me.
- I clapped at the wrong time.
- I clap when the plane lands.
- I laughed a beat too late.
- I chop my own sticks.
- I drink coffee to feel employed.
- I count to three with no plan.
- I waved at someone else.
- Passionate about lunch.
- My taste in music is correct.
- I got excited about a sponge.
- My sneeze is an event.
- I talk to my food.
- I point at planes.