Every brand has an about page where they say "we believe" a lot. We believe the shirt is soft, and the sentence is fine. That's the full belief system.
I made eye contact once.
A popup. On a shirt site. Nobody saw that coming.
20% off your second shirt.
There's always a second shirt.
We barely email. We are not that organized.
Done.
The code is on its way. It will probably land in spam. They always do.