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I schedule the fun.

$64.99
I schedule the fun.

I schedule the fun.

$64.99
They'll know why.
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This hoodie says I schedule the fun.
That's it. That's the design.

The details.
The hoodie itself is genuinely good: midweight fleece, 80% cotton and 20% polyester, holds its shape like a grudge. Lined hood, metal eyelets, regular fit.
Tear-away label, nothing itches. Imported.
Black with white text, or bone with black text. Obviously.

Size guide.

The shirt is a fitted cut. It sits closer than an old heavy tee. The hoodie is a regular fit, S to 2XL only.

Between sizes? Go up. Especially on the shirt.

Every measurement is on the size guide.

Shipping and returns.

We ship everywhere. US: free. Australia: $12.50 shirts, $22 hoodies. Everywhere else: $10 shirts, $15 hoodies.

Everything is printed after you order it, 2 to 5 business days. Then 5 to 8 days in the US, 10 to 30 days everywhere else. You get a tracking link by email when it ships.

No returns. Every item is printed when you order it, so there’s nothing to put back on a shelf. Damaged, misprinted or never arrived: open the link in your delivery email within 30 days and we print a new one, free.

EU: you have 14 days by law to cancel. Return postage is on you.

Shipping. Returns.

EU representative.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

They'll know why.


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